This is what I like and enjoy. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. NSFW at times.

 

rohie:

sometimes I really just want to slap the shit out of myself. Like u dumb ass bitch

oh my god i’m cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

razerathane:

kineticpenguin:

propitlikeithot:

notevensneaky:

teaboot:

scotchtapeofficial:

princess-peridot:

scotchtapeofficial:

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it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

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I’m not even fucking 30 yet why

momo-on-main:

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She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen, and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.

love-order-chaos-repeat:

sandandglass:

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

Annndddd there it is.